She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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