My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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