He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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