im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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