I just made out with a guy for $7.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
