Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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