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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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