I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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