I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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