im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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