Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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