I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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