Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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