You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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