hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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