Tell her she can't have a vagina
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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