Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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