I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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