So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
