I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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