it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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