I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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