Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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