then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize