i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize