piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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