Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
