There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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