I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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