just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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