if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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