You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Dear god my vagina.
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