just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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