and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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