ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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