She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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