im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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