did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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