You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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