Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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