just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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