I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I love how my cats smell like pot.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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