yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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