I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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