arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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