"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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