I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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