This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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