i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
