dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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